Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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