Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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