Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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