everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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