i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just invented taco cereal.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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