piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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