Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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