areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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