Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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