I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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That's fine. What isn't ok is you texting me while you're drunkenly masturbating!
Well you've got a worm...
give him the worm..the bird a worm
high five for multitasking... oh wait.
down low....oh no
We've got no food... no jobs... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
That's not the sound of a stray bird. It's the sound of a chicken being choked.
You fucking rock.
Masturbating in the kitchen again?
omg I finally got submitted to this site I kick assssss <3
he's busy choking his own chicken, and can't deal with yours