I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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That's fine. What isn't ok is you texting me while you're drunkenly masturbating!
high five for multitasking... oh wait.
down low....oh no
We've got no food... no jobs... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Well you've got a worm...
give him the worm..the bird a worm
That's not the sound of a stray bird. It's the sound of a chicken being choked.
You fucking rock.
Masturbating in the kitchen again?
omg I finally got submitted to this site I kick assssss <3
he's busy choking his own chicken, and can't deal with yours