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  • 92 36
    Submitted by Phys on May 27, 12 at 4:51pm

    That's fine. What isn't ok is you texting me while you're drunkenly masturbating!

  • 67 51
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on May 27, 12 at 9:40pm

    Well you've got a worm...

    • 37 41
      Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 9:50pm

      give him the worm..the bird a worm

  • 60 45
    Submitted by cp1342 on May 28, 12 at 10:19am

    We've got no food... no jobs... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!

  • 59 43
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on May 27, 12 at 10:42pm

    high five for multitasking... oh wait.

    • 47 37
      Submitted by nunubeest on May 27, 12 at 11:41pm

      down low....oh no

  • 55 48
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 28, 12 at 6:32am

    That's not the sound of a stray bird. It's the sound of a chicken being choked.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 12 at 11:18pm

    Masturbating in the kitchen again?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by niceman on May 27, 12 at 10:48pm

    You fucking rock.

  • 17 16
    Submitted by texastextwhore on Sep 6, 13 at 1:57am

    he's busy choking his own chicken, and can't deal with yours

  • 46 76
    Submitted by that_bakedbitch on May 27, 12 at 11:32pm

    omg I finally got submitted to this site I kick assssss <3