I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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