At least make sure they are 18
Why
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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