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  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:49pm

    capris will NOT make you look short and fat unless you ARE, in fact, short and fat.

  • 67 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:44pm

    this post has opened my eyes... i never knew people felt this way about capris... shitttt i'm having a straight up epiphany right now!!!!!

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    this is from a stand up skit by christopher titus.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:38pm

    This was a Chris Titus joke...

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:52pm

    there should be a law

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:45pm

    Naturally tall and skinny people can rock capris. Sucks for the rest of you...

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:21pm

    i hope you texted christopher titus to let him know you were going to butcher his joke.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:20pm

    no, they don't...they cut them off. duh.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:09pm

    I think capris with flared legs look terrible, but black skinny jean capris look pretty good as long as they cut off halfway down the calf. I hate capris, but I wear the black skinny-leg ones all the time. I'm not tall or short or skinny or fat, and they look okay on me, while weirdly, ANY length of shorts make me look bizarre and disproportionate.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:52pm

    you people are morons

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:22am

    On European men they actually look hot. For some crazy reason. But American guys just can't pull it off. It's just gross.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by epictwizzler on Apr 15, 10 at 12:22am

    I agree those things are fuckin weird

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:55pm

    are we really having a style debate on here? who cares?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:38pm

    Agreed. I'm tall and skinny, yet capris make me look like a troll.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:26pm

    capri jeans look great if they are cut right and you wear them with wedged sandals, NOT FLIP FLOPS. THAT is what makes you look short and fat........

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:22am

    Totally just ripped off a line from Christopher Titus' "Love is Evol" comedy central special.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:53am

    lmao @ girls wearing capris because they're "too self-conscious to wear shorts" better to be a chubby girl in shorts than look like a linebacker with tits.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:59pm

    you dont look good no matter how much you say it does. you dont look good no matter if you are tall. now you look dumb with pants that are too short. you dont look good.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28am

    wear whatever makes you feel good! you cant say all fat people shouldnt wear shorts, what the fuck... but yo all the 703 texts on here have been super disappointing.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:11pm

    they only make you look short and fat if you ARE short and fat

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:32pm

    Agreed. They don't look good on anyone. If you think they look good on you, you're wrong. Ask around.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:16pm

    stupidest text ever, only a fat, short loser would actually text about this

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:11am

    i look damb good in them and i shall continue to wear them lol

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm

    short, fat people look short and fat no matter what they're wearing. awkard, tall, and skinny people also always look awkward, tall, and skinny. capris are just gross and should never be worn.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:59pm

    4:35 you're a silly bitch

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:20pm

    Capris make your ankles look seven times bigger if you're short and fat. However, if you feel the need to wear them, go right ahead. Just please don't do denim ones. *shudder*

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:30pm

    Don't be cocky, this is not creative. This is basically a direct quote from thenew Chris Titus stand up. Quote thief.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:30pm

    capris are just never okay. end of story

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:42pm

    ^HA! Not shorts. Not pants. Shants! Sounds like "shat," which makes it funnier.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:13pm

    Capris look good on some people. I for one cannot pull them off.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:07pm

    Im tall and skinny, capris show off my legs more. I do feel sorry for short fat people tho, pretty much anything they wear makes them look short and fat.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:41pm

    4:35 um, no. me thinks the only reason you are defending it is because you are actually that deluded to think you look good. you don't.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:58pm

    Your mom rocks capris.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:16am

    Capris make your ass look huge.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:35pm

    i think those of you who dislike them just dislike them because you look bad in them.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:05am

    sorry for having ridiculously long legs and wearing heels and making even a paper bag look good. but yeah i wear capris and look--ooh yeah tall and long legged

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38am

    oh hunny i can think of a million

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:13am

    nova will never be as good as nyc. so all of you can just go home now and shut up

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:25pm

    3:26 oh honey, no. no you DON"T look tall in them. nothing makes you not look short and fat, sorry.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:26pm

    i am short and fat. capris make me look tall. i love em.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:30pm

    Thank you 4:45, I was trying to figure out where I've heard this before. Real original.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    4:45, thank youuuu.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:10pm

    I'm tall and fat...and they make me look tall and fat. trust me. Capris are the fat woman's shorts. You don't wanna see this in short shorts.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:33pm

    222-no. men who wear capris are not good. *shudders*

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:17pm

    capris and sweater vests should both be banned

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:33pm

    soooo tired of not funny texts... 703 lettin me down hardocre

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:38pm

    @6:10 Then don't wear short shorts.

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:40pm

    actually, i'm tall and skinny and they make me look, well, tall and skinny. I guess I just don't have that problem....or maybe i do. way to crumble my self esteem! :-P

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:35pm

    WHY DO THEY CHOOSE TO POST TEXTS LIKE THIS AND NOT HILARIOUS ONES MY FRIENDS AND I TRY TO ADD? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:20am

    I have short legs, so capris just look like my pants shrank a bit. :( Not cute.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:31am

    8:07 if u have nice legs u should wear daisy dukes ...then give me a call id love to go down on you for hours

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:58pm

    really 703? You felt a text about capris warrented a posting on this site? fail.

  • 31 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:30pm

    Capris are hideous. Period.

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:30am

    so true. unless you're really tall and skinny, then they look okay. but still not great and anything else will look better.

  • 25 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:29pm

    i wear capris because i'm self-conscious about how i look in shorts...