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  • this post has opened my eyes... i never knew people felt this way about capris... shitttt i'm having a straight up epiphany right now!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:44pm
  • this is from a stand up skit by christopher titus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:45pm
  • capris will NOT make you look short and fat unless you ARE, in fact, short and fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:49pm
  • This was a Chris Titus joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:38pm
  • there should be a law

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Naturally tall and skinny people can rock capris. Sucks for the rest of you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:45pm
  • stupidest text ever, only a fat, short loser would actually text about this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:16pm
  • oh hunny i can think of a million

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:38am
  • i look damb good in them and i shall continue to wear them lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:11am
  • On European men they actually look hot. For some crazy reason. But American guys just can't pull it off. It's just gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:22am
  • no, they don't...they cut them off. duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:20pm
  • sorry for having ridiculously long legs and wearing heels and making even a paper bag look good. but yeah i wear capris and look--ooh yeah tall and long legged

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:05am
  • Agreed. I'm tall and skinny, yet capris make me look like a troll.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:38pm
  • capri jeans look great if they are cut right and you wear them with wedged sandals, NOT FLIP FLOPS. THAT is what makes you look short and fat........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Capris make your ankles look seven times bigger if you're short and fat. However, if you feel the need to wear them, go right ahead. Just please don't do denim ones. *shudder*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:20pm
  • lmao @ girls wearing capris because they're "too self-conscious to wear shorts" better to be a chubby girl in shorts than look like a linebacker with tits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:53am
  • Im tall and skinny, capris show off my legs more. I do feel sorry for short fat people tho, pretty much anything they wear makes them look short and fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Agreed. They don't look good on anyone. If you think they look good on you, you're wrong. Ask around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:32pm
  • wear whatever makes you feel good! you cant say all fat people shouldnt wear shorts, what the fuck... but yo all the 703 texts on here have been super disappointing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28am
  • you people are morons

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I agree those things are fuckin weird

    Submitted by epictwizzler on Apr 15, 10 at 12:22am
  • short, fat people look short and fat no matter what they're wearing. awkard, tall, and skinny people also always look awkward, tall, and skinny. capris are just gross and should never be worn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm
  • 4:35 you're a silly bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:59pm
  • ^HA! Not shorts. Not pants. Shants! Sounds like "shat," which makes it funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:42pm
  • capris are just never okay. end of story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:30pm
  • are we really having a style debate on here? who cares?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 4:45, thank youuuu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Don't be cocky, this is not creative. This is basically a direct quote from thenew Chris Titus stand up. Quote thief.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:30pm
  • I think capris with flared legs look terrible, but black skinny jean capris look pretty good as long as they cut off halfway down the calf. I hate capris, but I wear the black skinny-leg ones all the time. I'm not tall or short or skinny or fat, and they look okay on me, while weirdly, ANY length of shorts make me look bizarre and disproportionate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 4:35 um, no. me thinks the only reason you are defending it is because you are actually that deluded to think you look good. you don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:41pm
  • capris and sweater vests should both be banned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Thank you 4:45, I was trying to figure out where I've heard this before. Real original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Totally just ripped off a line from Christopher Titus' "Love is Evol" comedy central special.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:22am
  • Capris look good on some people. I for one cannot pull them off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:13pm
  • actually, i'm tall and skinny and they make me look, well, tall and skinny. I guess I just don't have that problem....or maybe i do. way to crumble my self esteem! :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Capris make your ass look huge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:16am
  • i hope you texted christopher titus to let him know you were going to butcher his joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:21pm
  • WHY DO THEY CHOOSE TO POST TEXTS LIKE THIS AND NOT HILARIOUS ONES MY FRIENDS AND I TRY TO ADD? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I have short legs, so capris just look like my pants shrank a bit. :( Not cute.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:20am
  • 8:07 if u have nice legs u should wear daisy dukes ...then give me a call id love to go down on you for hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:31am
  • I'm tall and fat...and they make me look tall and fat. trust me. Capris are the fat woman's shorts. You don't wanna see this in short shorts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:10pm
  • 3:26 oh honey, no. no you DON"T look tall in them. nothing makes you not look short and fat, sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Your mom rocks capris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:58pm
  • nova will never be as good as nyc. so all of you can just go home now and shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:13am
  • i think those of you who dislike them just dislike them because you look bad in them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:35pm
  • really 703? You felt a text about capris warrented a posting on this site? fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:58pm
  • you dont look good no matter how much you say it does. you dont look good no matter if you are tall. now you look dumb with pants that are too short. you dont look good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:59pm
  • they only make you look short and fat if you ARE short and fat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:11pm
  • @6:10 Then don't wear short shorts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:38pm
  • i am short and fat. capris make me look tall. i love em.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:26pm
  • soooo tired of not funny texts... 703 lettin me down hardocre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 222-no. men who wear capris are not good. *shudders*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Capris are hideous. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:30pm
  • so true. unless you're really tall and skinny, then they look okay. but still not great and anything else will look better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:30am
  • i wear capris because i'm self-conscious about how i look in shorts...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:29pm