capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
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this post has opened my eyes... i never knew people felt this way about capris... shitttt i'm having a straight up epiphany right now!!!!!
this is from a stand up skit by christopher titus.
capris will NOT make you look short and fat unless you ARE, in fact, short and fat.
This was a Chris Titus joke...
there should be a law
Naturally tall and skinny people can rock capris. Sucks for the rest of you...
stupidest text ever, only a fat, short loser would actually text about this
oh hunny i can think of a million
i look damb good in them and i shall continue to wear them lol
On European men they actually look hot. For some crazy reason.
But American guys just can't pull it off. It's just gross.
no, they don't...they cut them off. duh.
sorry for having ridiculously long legs and wearing heels and making even a paper bag look good. but yeah i wear capris and look--ooh yeah tall and long legged
Agreed. I'm tall and skinny, yet capris make me look like a troll.
capri jeans look great if they are cut right and you wear them with wedged sandals, NOT FLIP FLOPS. THAT is what makes you look short and fat........
Capris make your ankles look seven times bigger if you're short and fat. However, if you feel the need to wear them, go right ahead. Just please don't do denim ones. *shudder*
lmao @ girls wearing capris because they're "too self-conscious to wear shorts"
better to be a chubby girl in shorts than look like a linebacker with tits.
Im tall and skinny, capris show off my legs more. I do feel sorry for short fat people tho, pretty much anything they wear makes them look short and fat.
Agreed. They don't look good on anyone. If you think they look good on you, you're wrong. Ask around.
wear whatever makes you feel good! you cant say all fat people shouldnt wear shorts, what the fuck... but yo all the 703 texts on here have been super disappointing.
you people are morons
I agree those things are fuckin weird
short, fat people look short and fat no matter what they're wearing. awkard, tall, and skinny people also always look awkward, tall, and skinny. capris are just gross and should never be worn.
4:35 you're a silly bitch
Shants! Sounds like "shat," which makes it funnier.
capris are just never okay. end of story
are we really having a style debate on here? who cares?
4:45, thank youuuu.
Don't be cocky, this is not creative. This is basically a direct quote from thenew Chris Titus stand up. Quote thief.
I think capris with flared legs look terrible, but black skinny jean capris look pretty good as long as they cut off halfway down the calf. I hate capris, but I wear the black skinny-leg ones all the time. I'm not tall or short or skinny or fat, and they look okay on me, while weirdly, ANY length of shorts make me look bizarre and disproportionate.
me thinks the only reason you are defending it is because you are actually that deluded to think you look good.
capris and sweater vests should both be banned
Thank you 4:45, I was trying to figure out where I've heard this before. Real original.
Totally just ripped off a line from Christopher Titus' "Love is Evol" comedy central special.
Capris look good on some people. I for one cannot pull them off.
actually, i'm tall and skinny and they make me look, well, tall and skinny. I guess I just don't have that problem....or maybe i do. way to crumble my self esteem! :-P
Capris make your ass look huge.
i hope you texted christopher titus to let him know you were going to butcher his joke.
WHY DO THEY CHOOSE TO POST TEXTS LIKE THIS AND NOT HILARIOUS ONES MY FRIENDS AND I TRY TO ADD?
I have short legs, so capris just look like my pants shrank a bit. :( Not cute.
if u have nice legs u should wear daisy dukes
...then give me a call id love to go down on you for hours
I'm tall and fat...and they make me look tall and fat.
trust me. Capris are the fat woman's shorts. You don't wanna see this in short shorts.
oh honey, no.
no you DON"T look tall in them.
nothing makes you not look short and fat, sorry.
Your mom rocks capris.
nova will never be as good as nyc. so all of you can just go home now and shut up
i think those of you who dislike them just dislike them because you look bad in them.
really 703? You felt a text about capris warrented a posting on this site?
you dont look good no matter how much you say it does.
you dont look good no matter if you are tall. now you look dumb with pants that are too short.
you dont look good.
they only make you look short and fat if you ARE short and fat
Then don't wear short shorts.
i am short and fat. capris make me look tall. i love em.
soooo tired of not funny texts...
703 lettin me down hardocre
222-no. men who wear capris are not good. *shudders*
Capris are hideous. Period.
so true. unless you're really tall and skinny, then they look okay. but still not great and anything else will look better.
i wear capris because i'm self-conscious about how i look in shorts...