I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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It really takes balls to tat up your sack.
5 for the cherry, 9 for the bullseye one when he checks your prostate.
That's a solid 10.
If the doc starts acting like a twat, just tell him to tie your cherry stem in a knot with his tongue.
Ouch! Painful. And manly!
Beyond 10...probably 12
Is that a common f@g tattoo or something?
Suppose it's hard for you to see when all your sex is face down pillow biting ,huh?
You mad bro?
I assumed it was on his a**. You get a 1. Checking for lumps and bumps does not require face in crotch. PSA levels are checked via blood tests. You're not that special dude.
@ck, I'm not mad, I like trolling morons. @funk, face in pillow implies ass in air. I never mentioned psa, prostate checks are a finger in the ass. Maybe the mouth in your case. And yes, I am special. Just not hockey helmet special like yourself.
And that snarky response is why you're awesome.
porksword wins tfln
I was leaving a comment as a 1 for the OP. Tried to imply that, for anyone to see that cherry tat you would have to have your face in their crotch. Dr. usually do exams manually, yes rectally and feeling for lumps. PSA tests specifically for levels in your blood, indicating early prostate problems. I saved my Father from cancer many years ago because of the blood test. I didn't even understand your text until I just reread it. Then I saw your comment to me. You've been around a long time. I was was
You were wrong porksword. I was commenting on OP. I resent the bash fest you had. I was clear and to the point. I said lumps and bumps because finger up the ass was too much. You didn't have to be a ff to me. Way off base and mean about it.
@funk, I misunderstood you then, sorry, I was on a roll.