dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
3pm strippers are depressing
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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