it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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