Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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