their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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