im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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