I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
