I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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