Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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