Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I love random internet dicks! What's the link to meet him?
i thumbs up this girl/guys approval...plus 2 if female
Online shopping? Convenient. Online shopping for a fuck buddy? Sheisty as hell.
Normal dick? Check.\nRubber gloves in the bathroom? Check\nStrange smell of bleach recently used? Check\nBloody sheets and body parts? Soon to come.
oh gawd, just the thought of this made me puke in my mouth, and get the heeby-jeeby's! Go scrub with a vat of rubbing alcohol and a brilliant pad quick!
brillo* pad...sorry spell check got me!
Why the emphasis on has? Shouldn't it be on normal? I'm confused as to what you might be implying.