Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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I love random internet dicks! What's the link to meet him?
i thumbs up this girl/guys approval...plus 2 if female
Normal dick? Check.\nRubber gloves in the bathroom? Check\nStrange smell of bleach recently used? Check\nBloody sheets and body parts? Soon to come.
Online shopping? Convenient. Online shopping for a fuck buddy? Sheisty as hell.
oh gawd, just the thought of this made me puke in my mouth, and get the heeby-jeeby's! Go scrub with a vat of rubbing alcohol and a brilliant pad quick!
brillo* pad...sorry spell check got me!
Why the emphasis on has? Shouldn't it be on normal? I'm confused as to what you might be implying.