Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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