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  • Look, I don't expect Shakespeare, but I should be able to understand it without some version of the Rosetta Stone. Regards, -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am
  • English mothafucka, do you speak it? -Samuel L. Jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:36am
  • holy conjunction junction batman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am
  • I think this is how the person actually talks, not just drunk texting. I mean really? "twinsie"? And "tillz afta"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:05pm
  • For real WTF is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:36am
  • Pretty sure someone who says "twinsie" and "tillz" isn't fucking girls. Thoughts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Uh. His best friend is a fraternal twin. He banged the twin sister and now feels like half a homo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:36pm
  • what 1:09 was saying because some guy said as long as she doesnt have an X chromosome then it doesnt matter what she looks like so hes correcting and saying its as long as she doesnt have a y chromosome or else she would be a guy instead of the two X's which is a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:14pm
  • note to future posters. u can not simply type in whatever seems funny to u, and then add "thanks -random brand of alcohol-" and expect it to be funny to everyone else. note to mods. fuck u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:21pm
  • he banged this chick who looked like his best friend in a girl version and now he's creeped out-the end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:41am
  • LOL TWINSIE. Sounds like some worthless MALU name. Fucking animals dirty Kerala garbage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:33am
  • The only word I understood in the whole post was ciroc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58am
  • GROW THE FUCK UP RETARD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:38pm
  • who was your teacher for ebonics 101? mine was taquaisha jones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Way to be a retard on top of sending stupid shit to people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:23am
  • 10:41 Okay, that makes sense. It's a good thing there are linguists on here. Cunning ones, at that. So he fucked someone and then realized she kinda looked like his friend who was a dude... interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:36am
  • 1:09, you are a giant fucking dumbass. It isn't possible for someone to not have any X chromosomes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I'm pretty sure it says: just crossed the line with my best friends girl's twin. Didn't realize til after how much they look alike...etc" Don't you people drunk text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:25am
  • Did Zach Braff drunk text this? Twinsie, tillz? Who talks like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:40pm
  • mastery of the English language should be a requirement to post things on this site...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Thankyou for the translations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 1041 is a fuckin amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:15am
  • Speak english for god's sake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:33am
  • Stupid ghetto trash.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 1:30, you fail. At least I was eventually able to understand what the OP was trying to express.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:31am
  • 1:09, everyone has X chromosomes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:42pm
  • How did this get on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Enough stupid recollection of "last night" followed by thanks alchohal. No one gives a flying fuck if you fucked your friends manly twin sister. Unless you want it to happen again, dont get wasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:40am
  • ooooook.... NOW I know why they want to make ebonics a course in college!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:50pm
  • jesus, learn how to spell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:19pm
  • That's a drunk test. Can't fucken make it out but it's cool. It's a deff TFNL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:52am
  • I think he's trying to say he hooked up with his bets friends gf's twin sister but got creeped out after when they looked alike??? I'm from nh so if I got this right i think the world should be amazed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 11:28pm
  • 109, u mean a y chromosome, rhymes with the guy chromosome. Now u know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:31pm
  • This is the stupidest fucking piece of shit I've ever read on here. I don't think there are any mods. It must pick stupid submissions at random.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:55pm
  • as as he fucked something that didn't have X chromosomes why should he care who or what it looked like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Fuck you 10:45! TFLN FTW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:59am
  • This shit's straight ebonix!!!

    Submitted by watchunoboutme on Apr 11, 10 at 12:21am
  • Dear DumbFuck, oh. my. god. I hate you, learn to spell, now. P.S. Don't ever submit to this site again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:05am
  • Fucking hate stupid people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • 1:24 I totally agree...630 ur a fuckin moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:30pm
  • i love whoever sent this. please. my babies. have them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:29am
  • I can't even read this horseshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:48pm
  • What the hell did you say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:35pm
  • .... It feels good to be a gangsta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Learn to speak some English. How the hell were you able to pass 1st grade?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Pretty sure he means his bestfriends twin who happens to be a girl. But the other crap I have no clue what he's trying to say...

    Submitted by cheerbabexoxo on Aug 1, 10 at 5:44pm
  • What the fuck does this even say? Is it so hard to speak english? You sound like a moron.

    Submitted by tashab on May 21, 10 at 10:48am
  • "tillz afta"? Really? I think that's actually how the OP speaks and if so, learn how to speak/write English properly retard!! "Twinsie"? Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:54pm
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