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  • 77 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am

    Look, I don't expect Shakespeare, but I should be able to understand it without some version of the Rosetta Stone. Regards, -White Guy

  • 74 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:36am

    English mothafucka, do you speak it? -Samuel L. Jackson

  • 61 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:37am

    holy conjunction junction batman

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:05pm

    I think this is how the person actually talks, not just drunk texting. I mean really? "twinsie"? And "tillz afta"?

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:36am

    For real WTF is this?

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:30pm

    Pretty sure someone who says "twinsie" and "tillz" isn't fucking girls. Thoughts?

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:33am

    LOL TWINSIE. Sounds like some worthless MALU name. Fucking animals dirty Kerala garbage

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:36pm

    Uh. His best friend is a fraternal twin. He banged the twin sister and now feels like half a homo.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:41am

    he banged this chick who looked like his best friend in a girl version and now he's creeped out-the end

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:25am

    I'm pretty sure it says: just crossed the line with my best friends girl's twin. Didn't realize til after how much they look alike...etc" Don't you people drunk text?

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:38pm

    GROW THE FUCK UP RETARD!

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:40pm

    Did Zach Braff drunk text this? Twinsie, tillz? Who talks like that?

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:23am

    Way to be a retard on top of sending stupid shit to people.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:21pm

    note to future posters. u can not simply type in whatever seems funny to u, and then add "thanks -random brand of alcohol-" and expect it to be funny to everyone else. note to mods. fuck u.

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:48pm

    Thankyou for the translations.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:46pm

    Stupid ghetto trash.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:14pm

    what 1:09 was saying because some guy said as long as she doesnt have an X chromosome then it doesnt matter what she looks like so hes correcting and saying its as long as she doesnt have a y chromosome or else she would be a guy instead of the two X's which is a girl

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:31pm

    109, u mean a y chromosome, rhymes with the guy chromosome. Now u know

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:36am

    10:41 Okay, that makes sense. It's a good thing there are linguists on here. Cunning ones, at that. So he fucked someone and then realized she kinda looked like his friend who was a dude... interesting.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:15am

    1041 is a fuckin amazing

  • 27 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:24pm

    mastery of the English language should be a requirement to post things on this site...

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:04pm

    1:09, you are a giant fucking dumbass. It isn't possible for someone to not have any X chromosomes.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:19pm

    jesus, learn how to spell

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:58am

    The only word I understood in the whole post was ciroc

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 11:28pm

    I think he's trying to say he hooked up with his bets friends gf's twin sister but got creeped out after when they looked alike??? I'm from nh so if I got this right i think the world should be amazed

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    ooooook.... NOW I know why they want to make ebonics a course in college!!

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:04pm

    who was your teacher for ebonics 101? mine was taquaisha jones.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:48pm

    I can't even read this horseshit.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:05am

    Dear DumbFuck, oh. my. god. I hate you, learn to spell, now. P.S. Don't ever submit to this site again.

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:29am

    i love whoever sent this. please. my babies. have them.

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:59pm

    1:24 I totally agree...630 ur a fuckin moron

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:33am

    Speak english for god's sake

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:42pm

    1:09, everyone has X chromosomes.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    Fucking hate stupid people

  • 25 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:40am

    Enough stupid recollection of "last night" followed by thanks alchohal. No one gives a flying fuck if you fucked your friends manly twin sister. Unless you want it to happen again, dont get wasted

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:55pm

    This is the stupidest fucking piece of shit I've ever read on here. I don't think there are any mods. It must pick stupid submissions at random.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:30pm

    Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:09pm

    as as he fucked something that didn't have X chromosomes why should he care who or what it looked like?

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:59am

    Fuck you 10:45! TFLN FTW!!!

  • 22 36
    Submitted by watchunoboutme on Apr 11, 10 at 12:21am

    This shit's straight ebonix!!!

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:52am

    That's a drunk test. Can't fucken make it out but it's cool. It's a deff TFNL

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    How did this get on?

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:47pm

    .... It feels good to be a gangsta.

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:31am

    1:30, you fail. At least I was eventually able to understand what the OP was trying to express.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:54pm

    "tillz afta"? Really? I think that's actually how the OP speaks and if so, learn how to speak/write English properly retard!! "Twinsie"? Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by tashab on May 21, 10 at 10:48am

    What the fuck does this even say? Is it so hard to speak english? You sound like a moron.

  • 26 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:02pm

    Learn to speak some English. How the hell were you able to pass 1st grade?

  • 16 36
    Submitted by cheerbabexoxo on Aug 1, 10 at 5:44pm

    Pretty sure he means his bestfriends twin who happens to be a girl. But the other crap I have no clue what he's trying to say...

  • 25 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:35pm

    What the hell did you say?