Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Look, I don't expect Shakespeare, but I should be able to understand it without some version of the Rosetta Stone.
English mothafucka, do you speak it?
-Samuel L. Jackson
holy conjunction junction batman
I think this is how the person actually talks, not just drunk texting. I mean really? "twinsie"? And "tillz afta"?
For real WTF is this?
Pretty sure someone who says "twinsie" and "tillz" isn't fucking girls. Thoughts?
Uh. His best friend is a fraternal twin. He banged the twin sister and now feels like half a homo.
what 1:09 was saying because some guy said as long as she doesnt have an X chromosome then it doesnt matter what she looks like so hes correcting and saying its as long as she doesnt have a y chromosome or else she would be a guy instead of the two X's which is a girl
he banged this chick who looked like his best friend in a girl version and now he's creeped out-the end
LOL TWINSIE. Sounds like some worthless
MALU name. Fucking animals dirty Kerala garbage
who was your teacher for ebonics 101? mine was taquaisha jones.
note to future posters. u can not simply type in whatever seems funny to u, and then add "thanks -random brand of alcohol-" and expect it to be funny to everyone else. note to mods. fuck u.
The only word I understood in the whole post was ciroc
mastery of the English language should be a requirement to post things on this site...
GROW THE FUCK UP RETARD!
10:41 Okay, that makes sense.
It's a good thing there are linguists on here. Cunning ones, at that.
So he fucked someone and then realized she kinda looked like his friend who was a dude... interesting.
I'm pretty sure it says: just crossed the line with my best friends girl's twin. Didn't realize til after how much they look alike...etc"
Don't you people drunk text?
Thankyou for the translations.
1:09, you are a giant fucking dumbass. It isn't possible for someone to not have any X chromosomes.
Did Zach Braff drunk text this? Twinsie, tillz? Who talks like that?
Way to be a retard on top of sending stupid shit to people.
Speak english for god's sake
Stupid ghetto trash.
1041 is a fuckin amazing
1:30, you fail. At least I was eventually able to understand what the OP was trying to express.
1:09, everyone has X chromosomes.
ooooook.... NOW I know why they want to make ebonics a course in college!!
Enough stupid recollection of "last night" followed by thanks alchohal. No one gives a flying fuck if you fucked your friends manly twin sister. Unless you want it to happen again, dont get wasted
That's a drunk test. Can't fucken make it out but it's cool. It's a deff TFNL
How did this get on?
Fucking hate stupid people
I think he's trying to say he hooked up with his bets friends gf's twin sister but got creeped out after when they looked alike??? I'm from nh so if I got this right i think the world should be amazed
This shit's straight ebonix!!!
jesus, learn how to spell
109, u mean a y chromosome, rhymes with the guy chromosome. Now u know
Fuck you 10:45! TFLN FTW!!!
oh. my. god. I hate you, learn to spell, now.
P.S. Don't ever submit to this site again.
as as he fucked something that didn't have X chromosomes why should he care who or what it looked like?
This is the stupidest fucking piece of shit I've ever read on here. I don't think there are any mods. It must pick stupid submissions at random.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
1:24 I totally agree...630 ur a fuckin moron
I can't even read this horseshit.
.... It feels good to be a gangsta.
What the hell did you say?
i love whoever sent this. please. my babies. have them.
Pretty sure he means his bestfriends twin who happens to be a girl. But the other crap I have no clue what he's trying to say...
What the fuck does this even say? Is it so hard to speak english? You sound like a moron.
Learn to speak some English. How the hell were you able to pass 1st grade?
"tillz afta"? Really? I think that's actually how the OP speaks and if so, learn how to speak/write English properly retard!! "Twinsie"? Seriously. Go fuck yourself.