The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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