I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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