I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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