i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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That's especially great if she says I love you. Already have a built in excuse
Did you say "what?" a lot?
But if you don't really know sign language, and you are no good at foreplay, she might have figured it out.
Ballsy. Really hard to pull off if she got suspicious. Nice work.
you sound like a character of p-i-t-y
I thought the idea was to find a deaf chick that would normally be out of your league.
That's a terrible idea, she can still talk to you while there's something in her mouth
Can we party together
I would have fucked that up pretty fast
That little ruse would have failed as soon as she saw you didn't have a tdd screen on your phone.