He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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