I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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