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  • Named mine " the truth" just so i could say you cant handle the truth

    Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 11, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Oh man! One of my buddies loved whipping it to theme music of The Terminator movies. Zippp! Da Da Dun!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 3:22pm
  • John proctor, he didn't need a theme song

    Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 11, 10 at 2:00pm
  • I never gave it a nickname but whenever the love making began I liked to play "I'm a little teapot" on full blast. Really gets the juices flowin.

    Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 11:09am
  • "One eyed flying purple people eater"

    Submitted by GoodOlDave on Dec 11, 10 at 11:05am
    • You might want to get that checked out

      Submitted by stantheman on Dec 11, 10 at 11:22am
    • You have that right! "One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater" is a phallic reference. One of the urban legends goes it was a story of a guy running around at a swingers party with a hard on, drunk off his ass and describing his very erect and blood engorged penis. One eye = penis head / glans, One horn = curved up erection, flying = bouncing around has he ran through the crowd, people eater = a euphemistic for coitus. When that song came out in the 50's, it was quite controversia

      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Here I cum to save the DAAAAAAAY!

    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 11, 10 at 11:17am
  • It's name was actually Tom Cruise. And the theme song was the theme song to Top Gun.

    Submitted by buddha313 on Dec 11, 10 at 11:43am
  • Gotouchyourself I am borrowing that nickname…forever.

    Submitted by Discussion on Dec 12, 10 at 12:48am
  • @ firsty: why, because you always came before she did? That's nothing to be proud of.

    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Dec 11, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Men give it a theme song?

    Submitted by yourwifey on Dec 11, 10 at 12:57pm
  • The great white and jaws theme song

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Dec 11, 10 at 12:50pm
  • My friend's was "Rio Grande"

    Submitted by UnicornPlate on Dec 11, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Hear a guy call it one eye snake. No theme song though.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 12, 10 at 1:05am
  • Nickname. the Bear. Theme song...the Rocky soundtrack. Try it, love it. the theme song I mean.

    Submitted by alchemist4533 on Dec 12, 10 at 10:20am
  • I once had a boyfriend that referred to his man junk as, "The Three Amigos." Sadly, no theme song.

    Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 11:19am
  • The manaconda, and gonna fly now from rocky

    Submitted by mr_fish on Jul 26, 12 at 1:21pm
  • It's name was Firsty! :)

    Submitted by firsty on Dec 11, 10 at 11:03am
    • Key word being "was"?? Did you lose it?

      Submitted by Starlia on Dec 13, 10 at 4:00am
      • "was" as in "back in high school" like the question asked

        Submitted by firsty on Dec 13, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Patrick Bateman. Cuz that shit's nuts haha

    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 15, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Ego. SW Dark side theme.

    Submitted by theshade on Dec 18, 12 at 5:56pm
  • Tomb Raider

    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 20, 12 at 3:10am