What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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Named mine " the truth" just so i could say you cant handle the truth
Oh man! One of my buddies loved whipping it to theme music of The Terminator movies. Zippp! Da Da Dun!
John proctor, he didn't need a theme song
I never gave it a nickname but whenever the love making began I liked to play "I'm a little teapot" on full blast. Really gets the juices flowin.
"One eyed flying purple people eater"
You might want to get that checked out
You have that right! "One eyed, one horned flying purple people eater" is a phallic reference. One of the urban legends goes it was a story of a guy running around at a swingers party with a hard on, drunk off his ass and describing his very erect and blood engorged penis. One eye = penis head / glans, One horn = curved up erection, flying = bouncing around has he ran through the crowd, people eater = a euphemistic for coitus. When that song came out in the 50's, it was quite controversia
Here I cum to save the DAAAAAAAY!
It's name was actually Tom Cruise. And the theme song was the theme song to Top Gun.
Gotouchyourself I am borrowing that nickname…forever.
Men give it a theme song?
How about a live background band too!
@ firsty: why, because you always came before she did? That's nothing to be proud of.
No, because Firsty got to her First ;)
The great white and jaws theme song
My friend's was "Rio Grande"
Hear a guy call it one eye snake. No theme song though.
Nickname. the Bear. Theme song...the Rocky soundtrack. Try it, love it. the theme song I mean.
I once had a boyfriend that referred to his man junk as, "The Three Amigos." Sadly, no theme song.
The manaconda, and gonna fly now from rocky
Patrick Bateman. Cuz that shit's nuts haha
It's name was Firsty! :)
Key word being "was"?? Did you lose it?
"was" as in "back in high school" like the question asked
Ego. SW Dark side theme.