But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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