hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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