One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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they'd have to take the door knobs off to keep me in Nebraska as well.
haha i live in nebraska. trust me crazy shit happens here too
Door knobs removed? Sounds like somebody was up to some Dick Knobbing tomfoolery
I am liking this comment for your use of tomfoolery.
Thank you, sir.
oh man, let's see how many wacky and zany things we can put on textsfromlastnight that actually never happened.
Improbable, but not impossible. Also, I think what OP meant is, they would rather stay home in Nebraska than travel to a big city in another state where crazy stuff like this happens.
Nebraska has some hot and horny chicks!
firsty! Hahhaha you need better bitches. that's gross
You have pink eye cause someone farted on your pillow baarreee aassssss
I've lived in Miami and Nebraska it trumps the cornhuskers any day...just sayin
Obviously you can't handle LA.
Wtf is tomfoolery
you needs booklearnin'