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  • Submitted by CIT on Dec 23, 10 at 2:48pm

    they'd have to take the door knobs off to keep me in Nebraska as well.

  • Submitted by johnbacon on Dec 23, 10 at 4:17pm

    oh man, let's see how many wacky and zany things we can put on textsfromlastnight that actually never happened.

  • Submitted by Huskerchic on Dec 23, 10 at 5:47pm

    haha i live in nebraska. trust me crazy shit happens here too

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    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Dec 24, 10 at 4:14am

    Door knobs removed? Sounds like somebody was up to some Dick Knobbing tomfoolery

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 23, 10 at 6:06pm

    Improbable, but not impossible. Also, I think what OP meant is, they would rather stay home in Nebraska than travel to a big city in another state where crazy stuff like this happens.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Dec 24, 10 at 8:16am

    Nebraska has some hot and horny chicks!

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    Submitted by fuckcanada on Dec 28, 10 at 4:30pm

    Cornhuskers!!! WOOOOOO

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    Submitted by seaweedd on Dec 24, 10 at 4:18am

    You have pink eye cause someone farted on your pillow baarreee aassssss

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    Submitted by airmenjenn on Dec 24, 10 at 12:59am

    I've lived in Miami and Nebraska it trumps the cornhuskers any day...just sayin

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    Submitted by fearless on Dec 23, 10 at 2:34pm

    firsty! Hahhaha you need better bitches. that's gross

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    Submitted by alexis20sofia on Apr 23, 12 at 2:40am

    Obviously you can't handle LA.

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    Submitted by anonymous13579 on Dec 24, 10 at 10:12am

    Wtf is tomfoolery

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 26, 10 at 12:24am

      you needs booklearnin'