God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville invented the first electro mechanical vibratory in the 1890's. He presented it to Tesla who was quite amused with the invention.
Score one for the clitty-bruiser 3000! Now with available AC converter kit.
There are many health benefits to the big "O", if I read your text correctly, you shouldn't wait so long between usage. :) \n\nAlso, forget the T-shirt, I want to see this text posted on the sign in front of a church. This Sunday's sermon will be...
@DonkeyCunt - maybe you're just doing it wrong
no vagina, no opinion...no man could come close to a vibrator
Watch the movie "Hysteria", starring Maggie Gyllenhaal. It's a heavily fictionalized account of the invention of the vibrator.
Whoever can invent a way to make a guys cock vibrate will be a millionaire! And not just a vibrating cock ring but an actual vibrating real cock! Whenever that happens, men will have a real chance of competing with actual vibrators.. Until then, batteries will rein supreme to all females