I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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