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  • 28 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:56pm
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    No joke. While the ps3 I didn't ask for was pretty cool, the 145 fuel credits is waaayyy better! Yeah, I realize I'm a nerd. Damn you Farmville for sucking me in like crack!!

  • 27 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39pm
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    Your life is bad and you should feel bad.

  • 24 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:21am
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    FarmTOWN is the original and best cunt muscle.

  • 25 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:23pm
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    I hear that. Although the annual family fight hasnt happened yet so I guess thats a bonus.

  • 23 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:22am
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    I kno right? I was like WHOOO FEUL REFILLS!!

  • 23 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:31pm
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    ohmygod i was doing that too! love farmville

  • 19 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:21pm
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    Farmville isss moist

  • 24 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:59pm
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    Farmville? Get a fucking life.

  • 21 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:48am
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    seriously!? i don't get it...farmville is so lame and pointless and not even a little bit fun, when is everyone gonna gtf over it?

  • 23 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:36am
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    Totally was way better in farmville.

  • 19 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:33pm
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    I agree. I was SO excited to open my presents. Fml..

  • 20 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:12pm
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    Awww what an uplifter. Merry Christmas to you too jackass

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:34pm
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    If you live in Iowa, then I'm assuming there are plenty of farms outside of your window. Get a life.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:03pm
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    That's really pathetic.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:52pm
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    too true. i got waaaay more presents in farmville./:

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:21am
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    ALL THOSE FUEL REFILLS JUST ABOUT MADE ME JIZZ IN MY PANTS hahah

  • 19 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:55pm
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    sad but i have to totally agree. wish it wasn't that way but hey life's a bitch and that's why there's facebook apps

  • 15 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:07pm
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    So I defibately sent almost this exact same text to my friend a few hours ago....

  • 17 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:58pm
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    Hahahahahhaa omg. -_-

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:16pm
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    This is more of a FML, no?

  • 15 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:22pm
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    dude hell yeah my farmvillle Christmas was the shit

  • 15 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:41am
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    Are they letting people grow weed on farmville yet?

  • 18 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:38pm
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    farmville ISN'T FUN AT AWWWWL.

  • 16 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:29am
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    That's how u know u dnt have a life

  • 15 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:03am
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    I had 119 presents! I ran outta room on my tree!

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:05pm
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    whats so pathetic? I got some good stuff on my farmville too! LOL

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:47pm
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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuck farmville.

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:29am
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    Still opening em! Mother ducker has like 100 and the giftbox runs outta room real quick.

  • 14 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:10am
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    What the fuck is the deal with all the dumbasses who text about farmville

  • 12 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:22pm
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    That's because Iowa sucks. I wasn't able to go anywhere because there was noone to clear my parking lot.

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:18pm
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    haha, nice 7:05 keep it up!

  • 16 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:32pm
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    This is just really, really sad.

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:29pm
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    Farmville is laaaaaame

  • 14 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:59am
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    That's absolutely correct. Christmas in farmville is better than Christmas anywhere else. That's because farmville is great. It's so great here that we all like to post texts about how great it is. -farmer from farmville

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:18pm
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    I got so many fuel refills i had to buy a seeder.. and tractor... and harvester.. made my day

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:42pm
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    i felt the saaaaaaaaaame way as this person!

  • 10 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:47pm
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    sad thing is...i totally agree with this....ahaha i love farmville

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:29am
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    hahaha christmas on farmville was ridiculous. i didn't know what to do with myself

  • 14 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:55am
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    God this is sad... This whole facebook thing is taking over the lives of everyone, even grandparents!!

  • 12 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:14am
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    why do the mods on this site think farmville is so funny?

  • 13 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:49pm
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    Why do I want to think that this was on FML. Prob cuz it was. This is fake

  • 11 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:34am
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    LOL. My Farmville CHRISTmas was awesome! I still have a hundred gifts to open and I've already opened over 100!

  • 13 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:44am
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    I mean I agree that farmville Xmas was way better

  • 7 9
    Submitted by poop12 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:16pm
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    yeah right the farmville presents sucked. yeah you got a lot but they were all pointless anyways

  • 13 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:48pm
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    I'm Jewish, and this text makes ME feel sad about Christmas.

  • 10 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:42pm
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    Yessss I got to open all 100 presents under my tree <3

  • 11 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:42pm
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    Those fuel refils kick ass

  • 9 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:34am
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    What was in the mystery box?

  • 10 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:45pm
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    Farmville is for gays

  • 13 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:42pm
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    I got some mystery boxes in mine and my grandmother got the fucking holiday house I'm soo jelious

  • 6 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:49pm
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    i know rite i have so many figts i had to get a bigger farm just to get them out of the box to get the rest out

  • 9 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:25pm
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    Same hereeer brothaaaaa

  • 9 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:20pm
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    Omg I know!!! Even tho all I got were some toy soldiers and cocoa bears lol

  • 9 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:57am
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    Hey 10:21 that was a mothfuckin score bro, a total fuckin score!

  • 11 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:41pm
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    i'd fuck my chickens if I could

  • 12 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:43am
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    omg this farmville shit is getting so old!!! its the lamest, most pointless game ever...when are you people gonna move on??

  • 8 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:35pm
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 9 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:31pm
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    same, that shit was amazing. too bad quitting is my new years resolution :/

  • 7 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:54pm
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    What the fuck is farmville

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