Do you still have your period?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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