who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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