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you win
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We need to feng shui this bitch.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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