Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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