Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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