I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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Dude, I think you fucked a unicorn.
Nobody is making a Twilight joke? Robert Pattinson is a rapist.
semen is grows? hm. you dont say. oh please tell us more about this "grows" semen. lmao
I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name.
You should always be pissed about glitter, you'll be finding that stuck to you for months now.,.no matter how often you clean your sheets
The con to having a glitter dick howver the pro is having glitter spew from a orifice
weird. same scenario here atm. I'd say proud,
Stop fucking vampires.
This is stupid. A Chick wouldn't be mad about glitter and happy about semen. A Guy this idiotic would always have semen in his bed from jacking it non-stop.
I would be pissed off that some guy shoots glitter!!!!
@4:17 you are a vaginal discharge
If the OP is a guy all the semen should be in her mouth -- doesn't leave a mess to clean up
if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer
This text makes me curious. What if the glitter wasn't hers? Isn't there a slim possibility she might've had a threesome with another girl and a guy?
Hahaha DISCO STICK look it up.. Wikipedia after dark
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Holy fuck... who ever posted this Text... was there a bonfire that night too?
you fucked robert pattinson?
no girl is proud of semen in her bed. semen is grows and dries all clear and crusty! glitter makes me think it was a kindergartner with elmer's.
Don't believe them! They're not really vampires!
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
LOL! you live in or around Cockford (rockford) Illinois! haha go 815! this bitch is prolly a whore... and because her vag looks like a granny's old saggy tits, she had to use CLITTER (youtube it) to make it look good... so semen... glitter... yup... it explains it all!
Freon = quiet guy!
If you have sex it goes in the girl. If you masturbate it goes in the bed.. Congrats..
ummm... is there any chance you unknowingly slept with another guy?
Just fucking wash your sheets.