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  • 76 60
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 2, 11 at 2:39pm

    lap dances are over priced, they should bring the shoe to you.

  • 67 52
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 2, 11 at 3:43pm

    Cinderella?!

  • 68 59
    Submitted by fratstar_ladyy on Jun 2, 11 at 2:34pm

    ...and your dignity.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 2, 11 at 3:34pm

    let me guess, the strip club found a stray clear Lucite 4" platform the morning after Amateur Night?

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Ibdl on Jun 2, 11 at 4:16pm

    More interestingly, how did they get your number?

    • 52 51
      Submitted by Builder on Jun 3, 11 at 12:07am

      She try to aplly over there that's y the have her number

    • 49 54
      Submitted by jasboo on Jun 3, 11 at 2:25am

      tequila makes their clothes fall off...so they got a a sharpie for christmas and mommy put their name on everything.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jun 2, 11 at 2:41pm

    Jacksonville? Was it the Llama cuz I doubt the Driftwood would be classy enough to give you a call back.

    • 52 57
      Submitted by Ambz on Jun 2, 11 at 10:26pm

      i live on tarawa. driftwood is nasty, but not as nasty as tobys!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jun 3, 11 at 10:42am

    The shoe store called, they have your herpes medicine.

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Derrrrrrance on Jul 1, 12 at 2:20pm

    Bwahahaha!!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 3, 11 at 1:37pm

    ...and your paycheck

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 3, 11 at 7:15am

    The 80's called, they want your clothes back.