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  • lap dances are over priced, they should bring the shoe to you.

    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 2, 11 at 2:39pm
  • Cinderella?!

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 2, 11 at 3:43pm
  • More interestingly, how did they get your number?

    Submitted by Ibdl on Jun 2, 11 at 4:16pm
    • She try to aplly over there that's y the have her number

      Submitted by Builder on Jun 3, 11 at 12:07am
    • tequila makes their clothes fall off...so they got a a sharpie for christmas and mommy put their name on everything.

      Submitted by jasboo on Jun 3, 11 at 2:25am
  • let me guess, the strip club found a stray clear Lucite 4" platform the morning after Amateur Night?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 2, 11 at 3:34pm
  • ...and your dignity.

    Submitted by fratstar_ladyy on Jun 2, 11 at 2:34pm
  • The shoe store called, they have your herpes medicine.

    Submitted by TubeSounding on Jun 3, 11 at 10:42am
  • Jacksonville? Was it the Llama cuz I doubt the Driftwood would be classy enough to give you a call back.

    Submitted by dthbrngr on Jun 2, 11 at 2:41pm
    • i live on tarawa. driftwood is nasty, but not as nasty as tobys!

      Submitted by Ambz on Jun 2, 11 at 10:26pm
  • Bwahahaha!!

    Submitted by Derrrrrrance on Jul 1, 12 at 2:20pm
  • ...and your paycheck

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 3, 11 at 1:37pm
  • The 80's called, they want your clothes back.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 3, 11 at 7:15am