best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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