she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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