do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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