At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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