i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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