yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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