I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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