i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
