these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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