it was like a zeppelin in a condom
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The power of my boobs compel you
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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