Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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