just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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