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  • 65 40
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 12, 12 at 11:04am

    That's why you leave the high heals or boots on!!! Sexier too!

  • 68 57
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 11:03am

    Mormons don't have sex standing up because someone might think they're dancing.

    • 22 38
      Submitted by Afterburner on Jun 12, 12 at 11:43am

      wtf?

      • 33 32
        Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 11:51am

        The Mormon religion prohibits dancing.

        • 29 27
          Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 12, 12 at 9:16pm

          I heard this as a Baptist joke.

    • 14 22
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 19, 12 at 11:01pm

      Oh god, I just rofl'd all over my keyboard...

  • 52 28
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jun 12, 12 at 12:48pm

    You're doing it wrong.

  • 46 32
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 12, 12 at 11:49am

    How is it difficult? Unless the dudes weak as hell or has a really short dick.. Other than that, shouldn't be a problem.

    • 41 33
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 12, 12 at 12:09pm

      Women typically stand on their tippy toes in this position, which can make calve muscles burn after extended periods of time. Keeping heals on gives a little support.

      • 29 28
        Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 12:23pm

        I'd just grab your ass and lift you to where I want you. You can keep the heels on for effect!

        • 30 37
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 12, 12 at 12:44pm

          "you" huh? Oh dear Porkie, don't you mean "her"? (maybe "his")

          • 28 32
            Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 1:12pm

            No, they could be barrel asses. You said you're Lilliputian, I could lift you.

            • 38 32
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 12, 12 at 1:56pm

              There's nothing wrong with a girl being short. Great things come in small packages ya know.

            • 30 50
              Submitted by porksword on Jun 12, 12 at 2:08pm

              I strive for greatness!

            • 26 25
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 12, 12 at 4:23pm

              Ha! I bet you do! And let me guess, small boxes too...

  • 42 30
    Submitted by missyluvs2dance on Jun 12, 12 at 6:49pm

    Ballet dancers feel no pain bitch.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 13, 12 at 12:15am

    I agree with the OP! I'm way to short to pull this off comfortably with out the guy holding me up which isn't much fun since we are both distracted by that :(

    • 35 25
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Jun 13, 12 at 1:40am

      I'm 5'3" and have done it with a guy 6'7"... platform heals or standing on the first step of stairs. There's always a way. :-D

  • 33 34
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Jun 12, 12 at 2:21pm

    I fail to see why its difficult

  • 32 36
    Submitted by AndrewAnonymous0 on Jun 12, 12 at 2:08pm

    its actually relatively easy with a girl that weighs much less than you do, after that its all stamina and strength

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Authiel on Jun 14, 12 at 2:33am

    Ballet dancers do feel pain missy. We just hide it behind smiles and tutus.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Florida_pride on Jun 14, 12 at 9:55pm

    People.... Just hold her against a wall.... Really now

  • 18 20
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 19, 12 at 11:03pm

    God, I love it when porksword and Hedonistic get all flirty.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jun 12, 12 at 12:36pm

    Apparently OP is a n00b at sex. This position = handled.