Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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That's why you leave the high heals or boots on!!! Sexier too!
Mormons don't have sex standing up because someone might think they're dancing.
The Mormon religion prohibits dancing.
I heard this as a Baptist joke.
Oh god, I just rofl'd all over my keyboard...
You're doing it wrong.
How is it difficult? Unless the dudes weak as hell or has a really short dick.. Other than that, shouldn't be a problem.
Women typically stand on their tippy toes in this position, which can make calve muscles burn after extended periods of time. Keeping heals on gives a little support.
I'd just grab your ass and lift you to where I want you. You can keep the heels on for effect!
"you" huh? Oh dear Porkie, don't you mean "her"? (maybe "his")
No, they could be barrel asses. You said you're Lilliputian, I could lift you.
There's nothing wrong with a girl being short. Great things come in small packages ya know.
I strive for greatness!
Ha! I bet you do! And let me guess, small boxes too...
Ballet dancers feel no pain bitch.
its actually relatively easy with a girl that weighs much less than you do, after that its all stamina and strength
I fail to see why its difficult
I agree with the OP! I'm way to short to pull this off comfortably with out the guy holding me up which isn't much fun since we are both distracted by that :(
I'm 5'3" and have done it with a guy 6'7"... platform heals or standing on the first step of stairs. There's always a way. :-D
Ballet dancers do feel pain missy. We just hide it behind smiles and tutus.
People.... Just hold her against a wall.... Really now
God, I love it when porksword and Hedonistic get all flirty.
Apparently OP is a n00b at sex. This position = handled.
I'm 6' 1" so i don't have a problem lol