you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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