Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'd cum for enchiladas.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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