I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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